#I bet he’s having a whole internal conversation with that torch.#Hello torch. I’m Matt. #It’s a pleasure to meet you on this fine day! It is fine #Isn’t it? #Oh thank you torch! You’re looking pretty splendidly dapper as well! #You’re my new friend you know that? #I’m going to call you Georgie #You and me Georgie#We’re gonna run this together #And when we get there I’m going to buy you a drink #AHHH Got you! You can’t drink! You’re a torch #Oh you’re so funny Georgie
… I SHIP IT.
‘Oh, Matt,’ Georgie whispered, his flames flickering nervously. ‘Please hold me tight and be careful. I have such an odd shape, and I’m so scared of falling down…’
‘You musn’t say things like that, my sweet, sweet Georgie.’ Matt tried to keep his low mumbling hidden from the various photographers that had gathered: they would not understand.
‘But I know the stories. Previous torches - they have been handled roughly, carried in the rough grip of calloused and sweaty palms, almost dropped -‘
‘You know I would never hurt you,’ Matt protested, slightly frowning. ‘I have been looking forward to this day-‘
‘My dear Mattie. I know you have nothing but good intensions. But please, be gentle and don’t drop me. You can’t let this fire, this beaken of light and inspiration die out. Carry me with a proud smile and a steady hand, and together we will never be forgotten. You must soon hand me over to another runner and I hope I will be treated gently for the rest of my journey - as gently as I know you will be today.’
‘Hush now. Let us pose for these pictures. Just you and me. Let’s live in this moment, live to the fullest, and I shall look back on this day with nothing but joy. I shall see the image of your bright flame and remember it to be a token of our undying love, as bright and eternal and glorious as the sun.’
‘Oh Matt, I have never met a torchbearer more worthy of holding me.’ The flame flickered with a renewed kind of hope. ‘You are right. We may be star-crossed lovers, but as long as we have this moment, our love shall forever be remembered. Now, bring me closer to our destination, my sweet prince. Our moment to shine has come.’
OH MY GOD CRAZYLIPGLOSS I LOVE YOU xD
Was he married?
#it just really gets to me how tony will go out of his way to hide his kindness #he offers the most extravagant things like it’s nbd #”i’ll fly you to portland pfft whatevs” #he jokes that phil’s first name is ”agent” and yet #he knows about the cellist #and wants phil to have a love life #and offers to fly him wherever so he can have it #and then pretends he’s not sure when steve asks him #because god forbid anyone finds out that tony stark gives a shit
((I think my soul just died.))
The Avengers need good press: the ‘yes you’ll be half-naked Cap, but remember, it’s for charity’ edition.
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Two Steps to a Bikini-Ready Body
1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.”
2. Don bikini.
yes!
his mom is teaching him how to tweet
i’m gonna kill myself
IN WHICH CHRIS EVANS IS ACTUALLY STEVE ROGERS.
WOW CUTIE
#I bet he’s having a whole internal conversation with that torch.#Hello torch. I’m Matt. #It’s a pleasure to meet you on this fine day! It is fine #Isn’t it? #Oh thank you torch! You’re looking pretty splendidly dapper as well! #You’re my new friend you know that? #I’m going to call you Georgie #You and me Georgie#We’re gonna run this together #And when we get there I’m going to buy you a drink #AHHH Got you! You can’t drink! You’re a torch #Oh you’re so funny Georgie
